no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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