Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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