so that wasnt chicken after all
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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