this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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