i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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