Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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