after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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