Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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