i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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