the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
