Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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