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i don't like sucking hair
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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