ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Damn victory sex feels great
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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