I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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