i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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