I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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