yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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