Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
