physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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