just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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