Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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