I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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