I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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