what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
