that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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