we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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