I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just pee around me
Dicks are not precious.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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