So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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