Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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