I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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