you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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