dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
