did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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