TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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