Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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