I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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