I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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