We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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