At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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