Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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