i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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