i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Randomize
