i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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