PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
3pm strippers are depressing
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
True strength comes from lack of pants
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