just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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