are you still at the devil's house?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..