I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
