I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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