He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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