She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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