Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I can't turn off my feet"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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