everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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