When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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