i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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